Oh iTunes, Why Do You Give Me Your Silly iTunes Duplicate Songs?
Yes iTunes, I am talking to you! Why do you plague me with these iTunes duplicate songs? They are annoying to listen to and they are a bear to get rid of! If I want to get rid of these duplicates, I need to spend all day going through my thousands of songs in my library and delete all the duplicates that I have! Why do you do this to me! I did find a way to get rid of them though. Yes, finally! I run a program on my PC and it scans my library and automatically finds all the duplicates. Ha, take that iTunes!
